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PROFILE

YIJIAREN was established in 2006 during the studying wk of o'lvl.

They're a bunch of old friends since sec sch and consist of:
♥ Jj
♥ Jasp
♥ Gene
♥ Shan
♥ Allan
♥ Jx
♥ Michy
♥ Win

its been 2yrs since YJR was formed & we shall continue to meet up for long!
CHEERS YIJIAREN!~
GOOOOOOOO!


IMPORTANT DATES

BIRTHDAYS
Jijie : 17th Feb 1989
Jasp : 2nd Jan 1990
Eugene : 7th Apr 1990
Shan : 17th Apr 1990
Allan : 22nd Aug 1990
Anson : 10th Oct 1990
Michelle : 5th Nov 1990
Winston : 22nd Dec 1990

NEXT COMING OUTING:
awaiting...

TAGS
Wednesday, August 6, 2008

REsung by Jackie Beat (the guy inside the video) of mariah carey's touch my body
Lyrics Below XD





Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...


You know I'm gettin' older
And I've gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof


If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin' you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet


Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
I'm as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I'm goin' to the mall to get a soft serve


Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park


If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet


Retouch my body
Don't wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial
Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for
Retouch my body


I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me fuckin' young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet
I don't want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body


Retouch my body
Don't cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don't ya' burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I've no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch my fuckin' body


- If u didn heard mariah carey's original version of touch my body can ask mi to send you xD


posted by
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